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This or that

DaveKirkham — Thu, 22 Mar 2012 03:47:42 +0000

Im bringing the best game of all time back this summer.

What bear is the most “gangster”: The black bear, the polar bear, or the grizzly bear?

Club Night!

DaveKirkham — Mon, 19 Mar 2012 02:51:13 +0000

How come no promoters have started a night called “bangers and mashups”?

Australians

DaveKirkham — Sat, 10 Mar 2012 23:27:33 +0000

doesn’t this just say it all?

Have some fucking balls.

DaveKirkham — Sat, 10 Mar 2012 23:25:59 +0000

New years resolution 2012

DaveKirkham — Mon, 02 Jan 2012 03:20:12 +0000

My new year’s resolution this year is to complete a new year’s resolution – any one of my past ones that i didnt complete. Doesnt matter which one. Astute readers of this blog (do not exist) will recall my more contemporary resolutions from previous musings.? hopefully i kill that fucking evil robot B-BOT.? I don’t like how he watches me sleep.

Winter is good

DaveKirkham — Sat, 24 Dec 2011 01:35:17 +0000

One of the reqsons i love winter is that when you powernap it’s dark outside and therefore much easier to get to sleep.

No foolin’

DaveKirkham — Sat, 24 Dec 2011 00:43:26 +0000

This is either a very stupid group of girls or a very stupid group of parents/police who believed this lie about trying to lose weight.

Seventeen-year-old Cheryl McCormack died on Dec. 22 after taking ecstasy. She and three other teenage girls were at a sleepover a few nights earlier, where all four friends took an ecstasy pill to lose or manage their weight, said Abbotsford police.

I only injected the heroin because i heard it would stop the war in Afganistan, mom!

Vanity

DaveKirkham — Fri, 23 Dec 2011 06:59:14 +0000

How come girls get model shots of themselves? I would consider myself vain to some degree (shutup, it’s a form of confidence. I think.). Hell, i’ve probably caught shit for it over the years. But getting somebody to take pretty model shots of yourself is pretty damn vain, folks. Wow.

I’m guessing those are more than half the photos on any given dating website out there, too. Everyone uses a good photo of themselves on those things – it’s common sense. But to get your shit done up and a pro photograher with lighting and a pound of makeup isn’t a little overboard. Oh well, these chicks are at least contributing to a good bunch of human men getting laaaaiiid bro. Laynation.com

Recession

DaveKirkham — Mon, 19 Dec 2011 05:59:57 +0000

Kim Jong Il was probounced dead today on North Korean TV. Had to share my immediate reaction somewhere, so i turn to you, non-existent readers of imsweet.ca. Recession. North Korea is now very likely – almost certainly, going to collapse in the next 5 years. As a result the South Korean, and too a large extent the Chinese, economy is going to need to support a HUGE humanitarian effort and absorb an influx of poor, unskilled, immigrant labour. Internationally, China will be looked to for leadership in regards to the effort, not America. This will strangle the South Korean economy, as the ties between the two Koreas can not be overemphasized. This likelyhood, though not immediate, will be felt in the International economic community. Stock markets will dive, and governments on weak footing, such as Greece, Italy, Spain, etc will have to fend for themsleves and the focus turns to home in the EU nations. Wish i sold all my stocks yesterday.

Or maybe America wants a democracy over there, not a puppet Chinese government )if they didn’t already have one) and we get WWIII out of the deal. Fucking Koreans.

Ambition

DaveKirkham — Wed, 14 Dec 2011 19:02:36 +0000

One day i want to work in an office that doesnt use that non-perforated double ply garbage toilet paper they use in highschools. fuck.