Halloween.

i have many ideas for halloween. the list is quite long this year. surprise may be ruined, but please let me know if you have any opinions on these costumes (i also have a couple aces up my sleeve which i will not reveal here). post a comment with your favorite costume idea. my personal early favourites are starred.

chad kroeger
elvis stojko*
david caruso from CSI*
polish womens swim team
raver kid
ghost (scary!!!)*
ninja
patrick swayze
cory feldman
a boat
box of wine*
emo kid
dark german artist
a baby (functioning depends!)
a dieting before picture (may require somebody for after picture)*
lance bass
tourist
richard greco
robot

“This is you life and it’s ending one minute at a time” – Tyler Durden.

going to a wedding this weekend. richardson and dre are getting married. cec and drew bought a place. sheri and paul bought a place and started an amazing website. karley and some guy i don’t think i’d like have moved in together. am i forgetting anything? oh ya – james a founding member of the adventure team is getting married in the spring. and i have to be in the wedding party (not that my speech isn’t going to rule hard).

what the hell is going on with this snowball rush of maturity and posturing? is this the part of life where all of the couples separate off and do their couples things and i live my life as a rich and super awesome bachelor? i know my parents have no single friends, and it seems (according to sitcoms) that this separation happens some time around 30. i have already noticed a pulling away of some couples (not necessarily those above) to the point where i rarely see these people. i have found in the past that this is a risky maneuver. putting all of your free time/friendship eggs in one basket means that if/when you break up you have no friends. i think this is where “cat ladies” and BC lions season ticket holders come from. i think i can sum up my sentiments with the following poem by “jeffrey” the giraffe.

I don’t want to grow up,
I’m a Toys’ R Us kid,
there’s a million toys at Toys ‘R Us
that I can play with!
More bikes,
more trains,
more video games,
it’s the biggest toy store there is!
I don’t want to grow,
because then if I did,
I wouldn’t be a Toys ‘R Us kid!

It was FREE!!

free shoes, free drink, free pizza, free tshirt, free games, free music, free movies, free ride to work, free water, free gum. i got all this free shit while working full time and i am still losing money. OH well, at least i’m not a communist. But i think there are probably fewer hippies in north korea than in vancouver.

who sucks more? hippies or julia roberts?

etc etc etc etc etc etc etc etc etc etc…