“the resume should have been changed but I sent it to the company anyways”

Moulton’s student applies for a job in the US……

“Dear Hiring Manager

I am applying for a hotel management position in the fields of helping the customer delightfully. I would like to establish myself as an outstanding hotel business man in the future .I wish to be remember me as a reliance guy. I
Expect you good news for me in the near future.

Experience is the by far some of the best education. I worked for same place
In korea .event café ,familiy restaurant ,tax office etc. When I was doing this jobs ,I learned many kind of man’s attitude and how to doing in that case. First of all ,I am able to do good work under pressure .I have a confidence and responsibility.

The most important thing is reliance. Since I go to school for twelve years to
Elementary from high school in Korea . I charge of class leader for six years
And For all twelve years I have joned school union. I think I also believe me.
If I work for your company ,You will trust me and authorize me as a reliable coworker ,Also I have a three certificate about helping your company
And When I joined the military service,I managing the 175 man’s clothings,weapons and many kind of necessity.These things will prove useful
When I work for your company.

Thank you for give to opportunity for me .My best mottor I think is reliance and I working on it now for me and futher’s me .I hope that you consider my resume for a glorious opportunity.Thank for spend your time to me ,sincerely”

what a glorious gentleman. i would hire him just so i could fire him for being an ass and stinking up the office with kimchi.

whoops

redid my numbers for our shop idea. went from making 10k dividends a month plus salary to losing 4k. i forgot to carry the 1 i guess? plus it turns out gravity pope sells some shit i would. like vans slip-ons mostly. but they sell alife and retro reebok and puma too – something i didn’t expect. that leaves me with possibilities of asics, nike, and supra (i’ll still sell vans though). kustom’s new line sucks. Also a concern is our ability to get a nike contract with some good semi-limited shoes (IE not sold in footlocker). the watch store on 4th even sells our goorin brothers hats!

Basically, our competitive advantage is now tshirts. and we need to stock a lot more than initially planned to make more money. But seriously, these tshirts i keep finding are so cool i still think we might be able to pull it off. i’m probably going to start ordering the damn things for my personal use.

do chicks wear tshirts? none of the ones i know seem to give a rats ass about a really cool T. what about slip ons that have a big orange dollar sign on them? FUCKING hell. my one possible idea is crumbling apart. unless we can do it in south granville or main. hmmmmmmm…….the dream lives on. Summer 2007 fucker.

life update.

there is no update. if you have seen me in the last 4 months you know exactly what i’m up to everyday and every weekend. Times are changing though. baker is opening on thursday and hopefully i’ll be able to find a ride down there. if not i’ll be hitting up whistler next thursday for opening day there on my lonesome and on a bus. hooray! life has a purpose again!

I’m fucking famous again.

Printed in the bi-monthly Japanese newspaper “oops” that has a Vancouver branch.

damn right. i’m clawing my way up the ladder rung by rung. Lookout world! prepare to be impressed. by me.