youtube
December 27, 2009 on 2:55 am | In Filth | No Commentsso i’ve been getting into youtube browsing again lately. Here\s a short list of search terms i’ve entered:
stupid bitch
fat kid slip n slide
hot chick falls down
otters sweet
animal dance
psycho ex girlfriend
how to turf dance
girlfriend destroys car
drunk sports
drinks bottle of nyquil
HEARTS
December 20, 2009 on 7:14 pm | In Filth | No Commentsjust a quick post to let everyone know that Vancouver is the fucking best place in the world. As voted by magazines. MAGAZINES. I would totally go on a date with Vancouver. I’d buy it flowers and take it to a nice restaurant and order a chardonnay. But Vancouver is so cool that it wouldn’t even want you to do all that shit. it would just want to drink miller high life and watch old GI Joe cartoons. Fuck, Vancouver is the best.
change the channel
December 18, 2009 on 5:49 am | In Filth | No CommentsMy TV show is getting pretty boring lately. No interesting plot twists; lots of re-runs; the star is getting old and fat. Where are the new characters? The Zany adventures and the immature hijinx? Well Thank god Christmas time is just around the corner. The producers are bringing back a bunch of old characters and a host of upcoming events and awkward situations for our intrepid hero to waltz into. Tune in often!
SWEEPS WEEK
YAWN
December 9, 2009 on 2:00 am | In Filth | No CommentsDid Facebook kill imsweet? I will make a concerted effort to push my musings in this direction from now on. That way, fewer people will see them? uhhhh.
NOTE: No parties will be thrown by me at my office ever again. They just weren’t prepared for how fucking cool me and my friends are, i guess. The next one will either never happen, or will happen at a Freemason’s lodge overlooking all of Vancouver. 90s party wins, by the way. Thanks to all 14 people that voted.
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